A message from your advisor

So, I'm at [popular/cheap world-wide store chain; name deleted for fear of backlash] dropping of some re-prints off my negatives. Can you believe they tell me to come back in an hour to print two pictures? Bolagna! Anyway, so I'm walking threw the scrapbook isle, killing time, when some crazy lady annouces to the entire store, "Attention, this is a customer page: Would the owner a red Honda Accord, license plate blah blah, please return to the service department. Your vehicle has rolled into a cab." I'm thinking, "oh shit, (wait, what color is my car?), I can't believe she just said that over the loud speaker!"

Moral of the story: Dude, do NOT get your oil changed at [said popular cheap store chain].