Google

I got googled. OMG weird. Whomever googled me.. hung out on my blog.. well, this damn thing, for a freakin' while. CREEPY. Someone googled me. ICK.

there are more ways than one...

... to find my page. Here are a few, in case you ever get lost.

"erased on paper super girl"
OH! Treachery is afoot!

"thread the damn bobbin"
Rouge sewing machine?

"I am a shitty friend"
Now wait just a minute...

"jody bar"
Naturally.

Get traffic to your page!

Blog the words "Jody Bar" anywhere... and I gurantee your reader count will increase times two! About 31% of my traffic, is from that phrase...

Gee... thanks "Army Wives" for bringing me closer to other spouses that would like to cheat.

Have a great day.

What were you looking for?!

Someone found my blog by searching:

"Jody Bar" military

I guess I'll have to explain what it is... it's stupid.

"Jody" is a term applied to a guy who hits on a Soldier's wife while he is away.

Example:

Soldier: "What did you do today?"

Wife: "Hung out with Jody."

In other words, she was hooking up with her lover!

Make sense? On my run today, I remembered other things about the show that just aren't right. Like Joan, a Lietunient Colonel (LTC), getting drunk and dancing on the bar (a Jody bar, mind you)... Not very realistic.

Also, humvees aren't supposed to drive through residential areas. In the show they do all the time.

Also, Soldier's don't salute in doors. So, the scene at the military ball where one Soldier stands at attention and salutes a Colonel... not so my friends.

Am I ruining it for you? I am aren't I?

obviously

Google:

insomnia kills

I pop up... yes, and it's 1:42am.

Naturally.

Google, are you trying to tell me something?

Google directed someone to my page that searched (when they were obviously upset):

shitty friends

Google, have I pissed you off? Or, is God trying to tell me something, and using you as an avenue?

BOO!

Another strange way to find my page...

Go to Aol.com and search:

halloween foreshadowing read aloud

... I wonder what this person was really trying to find...

Weird.

whaaaa?

Another interesting "Google"...

Search: always unsupportive wife

And, apparently, you find my blog.

Weird.

misspelled, dirty words

Well, usually... people come across my page by searching for lyrics to a song, "how to make paper", or "deployment"... this is the strangest, and dirtiest, yet... at least I think it was intended to be dirty. I feel it interesting enough to blog about:

"FUKING HOLE"

Just like that... misspelled... capital letters. Someone from Mexico searched this... dirty.